I'm on the verge of seeing the new batman movie and I thought i would list all the superhero movies and try and rank them in order of best to worst...
Superman 1
Superman 2
Superman 3
Superman 4
Superman Returns
Spiderman 1
Spiderman 2
Spiderman 3
Batman
Batman Returns
Batman Forever
Batman and Robin
Batman Begins
Hellboy
Hellboy 2 The Golden Army
Daredevil
Electra
Ironman
The Hulk
The Incredible Hulk
Blade
Blade 2
Blade 3
Robocop
Robocop 2
Robocop 3
X-Men
X2 X-Men United
X-Men 3 The Last Stand
The Incredible's
The Punisher (1989 Dolph Lundgren Version)
The Punisher (2004 John Travolta version)
Fantastic Four
Fantastic Four 2 The Rise of the Silver Surfer
Captain America (Obscure 1990 Movie)
Mystery Men
Hancock
My Super Ex Girlfriend
Steel (God help us all)
Spawn
Catwoman
The Phantom
The Rocketeer
The Mask
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (I have a hard time putting this one on the list)
Ghost Rider
Matrix
Matrix Reloaded
Matrix Revolutions
I think that's it...I'm not going to list all the TMNT movies on here because fuck you, that's why. Actually, I forgot about the 3D animated one that came out recently. The story was iffy but it was fun to watch none the less. I didn't put the matrix on here because they are not superhero's...its really just a slave rebellion story set in the future with tons of technology.Although Neo can stop the machines in the real world at the end...ah shit. I'll add the Matrix to it as well.
So this is my take on the list, since there are so many, I'm just going to do the top 10:
- Matrix
- X2 X-Men United
- Superman Returns
- Ironman
- Batman Begins
- Spiderman 2
- The Incredible's
- Batman
- Spiderman 1
- Blade 2
Seriously, why would i spend my time doing this? Who's gonna read it? And should I be concerned for the minds of the people who do?
Hmmm...
So I'm sitting here listening to my Howard Stern MP3. I record his show off of satellite every day on my Macintosh computer machine and it turns it into an MP3. I can then stick it on my i pod and enjoy 5 hours of uncensored entertainment at my leisure. Most of the time I just sit here on my couch and do my second job all goddamn night. I don't want cable so I've got nothing better to do then work constantly.
Sigh.
I'm gonna have to tell dirty jokes or something to make this more interesting.
Ahem...
This couple is about to fuck and the girl says to the guy, "I want you to give me 12 inches and make it hurt", so he fucks her twice and punches her in the face.
That's all i got for my first post. Much like my first time, it was short and left the other person laughing.